Total Medals Earned: 26 (From 5 different games.) Total Medal Score: 320 Points
Medals Earned: 6/7 (160/260 points)
Destroy all the objects in a house.
Gather all the Circuits needed for the Death Ray.
Gather all the Coil needed for the Death Ray.
Gather all the Metal needed for the Death Ray.
Gather all the Wood needed for the Death Ray.
Beat the game!
Beat the game without getting hit!
Medals Earned: 15/44 (125/500 points)
You found the baseball bat!
You've earned extra kupo!
You found the fanboy hoodie! It's from your favorite game of all time!
You got yourself some bombs! Now, let's go blow s**t up!
The bat that you found has turned into a wooden sword!
You got impaled by a bandit elf's thrown sword! Deadly!
You found the hidden skull!
Start the game... press the play button.
You beat the crap out of that bandit elf! Yeesh...
You found the dead blue bird!
You killed a Gobblo with the wooden sword!
You failed to block an incoming vertical slash... tsk, tsk...
Dude.... You so shouldn't have made Hobart mad, dude.
Looks like you TRIED to block, buuuut..... yeeeaaahhh....
You found the magical shrunken head!
You got impaled by a Gobblo's arrow!
Ouch. You took an arrow straight to the neckery.
Yeowch. You took a nasty arrow to the stomachial region.
You caught a giant fist to the face... and exploded. True story.
The kitchen knife that you found has turned into the battle dagger! Shweet!
You got the Soul Bangle dude! Now you can throw blue fireballs! Hadoken!
You've found a way to get the Steel Sword! Congratulations!
You got split into two by a bandit elf! Crap!
You used the Soul Bangle to send a powerful blast of blue energy at an unlucky bandit elf.
You chucked a bomb at a bandit and blew his guts all over the place!
You said, "Screw it!" and threw your dagger at a bandit's face! Shweet!
You electrocuted a bandit elf via a Super Pretendo controller!
You stuck a dangerously sharp dagger into the fleshy face of an outclassed bandit elf... Nicely done.
You found the only way to die in scene 1!
You made the Gobblo enemy shoot himself in the face! Cool!
Kill the Gobblo with the Battle Dagger!
You found the Goober action figurine!
You killed yourself using an immensely heavy rock!
You used the jumping spin attack on that blondie of a bandit elf! Good work.
You used an ultra-powerful, double spin slash to decimate the bandit elf who deserved it!
The Ogre grabbed you and squeezed you until you went "pop"
The bandit threw a knife at you and gotcha right through the heart!
Whoah... Don't you think that was a bit... uh, overkill? It was entertaining though.
Sooo, yeah, you should try blocking sometime....
You found the video game controller!
You found the knife!
You found bird poop! Yay!
You freakin' beat the freakin' game! Holy moly!
You've defeated the Ogre! Holy crap!
Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/130 points)
You've just watched the most epic arena battle of all time!
You were so kind as to view the movie credits :3
You're awesome for taking the time to view our sponsors!
You found the secret movie reel and unlocked Scene Select!
You found and unlocked Secret Music Track1!
You found and unlocked Secret Music Track2!
You found the secret remote and unlocked Playback Features!
You've unlocked all features and all the badges!
You found and unlocked the Weapon Gallery!
Medals Earned: 2/5 (20/65 points)
Block Destroyer
Welcome
Bye Bye Steve
cake eater
Chapter 1 complete
Medals Earned: 2/22 (10/500 points)
Find coal.
Enter Utopia.
Give John some money.
Find iron.
Get some sand.
Give Dave some money for his project.
Help building the steammachine.
Find gold.
Make the steammachine work.
Find wolfram.
Find diamond.
Give George some smaragds.
Give Dave some sand.
Find ruby.
Give George some wolfram.
Find smaragd.
Get the COre.
Give Jamie some rubies.
Finish the game
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
